How not to grow up

 Remember when you wanted to be a princess, a prince, a firefighter, a ballerina, a teacher, or a scientist when you were little? 'Well times up, no more dreaming because it's time to face reality' says every adult in our young lives. I don't believe it though. Here are some tips on how not to grow up.

• DO NOT get a job. Just keep mooching off of your parents.
• DO NOT eat your vegetables at any and all costs.
• Giggle and screech, "EW! That's gross!!!" when you see people kissing.
• DO NOT take showers. Take baths and remember to bring you toys with you.
• Sleep with your stuffed animals/dolls/action figures. DO NOT leave the house without your favorite one.
• Throw as many screaming fits as possible until you get what you want.
• Forget what sex is.
• Play house or superheroes when you're with you friends.
• Abuse your pets. Ex. pull their fur and tails, put them in your doll strollers, and squeeze them into a hug every 5 seconds.
• Wear miscellaneous clothes that look horrible together and most likely do not fit you. What ever color overalls are great with some velcro light up shoes!
• And last but not least, whom ever you have a crush on, bully them until they run home crying to their mommy.

I hope these tips are useful to you and your friends. Disclaimer: I am not responsible for any pain these tips cause you.

I am wearing thrifted overalls, shoes from Nordstrom, socks from Forever 21, and a white t-shirt from my moms closet.

So the other day I decided to be that child I once was, just a little more grown up. I went on an adventure to my favorite places from my childhood and had a blast! Everything was just as beautiful as I had remembered and the food was even better. I can not wait to go back!

Summer is almost over. No more being lazy. Shizelnitzel.

-C